Completely unbothered.
The Cashed Squirrel Ring is a sculpted squirrel head wearing a full diamond grill and an expression of total contentment. Heavy-lidded diamond eyes, ears back, and a grin that runs the entire width of the ring — it is a joke executed with a straight face and real stones.
The head is cut in faceted planes rather than smooth curves, a low-poly treatment that catches light across the crown and cheeks and keeps a cartoon subject looking deliberately made rather than merely cute. The whole surface is left in a satin finish so the diamonds are the only bright thing on the piece.
Three elements carry the stones: the two half-closed eyes, and the grill — two rows of pavé laid out in a grid so it reads as individual teeth rather than a band of sparkle.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Sculpted Squirrel Head – Full-face ring with genuine character
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Diamond Grill – Two pavé rows gridded to read as separate teeth
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Half-Lidded Diamond Eyes – The whole expression carried by two stone-set shapes
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Faceted Low-Poly Finish – Cut planes that catch light from every angle
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Satin Gold Surface – Matte throughout so the diamonds do all the talking
The Cashed Squirrel Ring is for anyone who thinks fine jewelry could stand to be funnier.
Made to order, turnaround time is typically 2-4 weeks.
Estimated Weight by Size and Purity
| Size |
10K |
14K |
18K |
| US 3 |
16.7g |
18.9g |
22.3g |
| US 3.5 |
17.2g |
19.5g |
22.9g |
| US 4 |
17.7g |
20.0g |
23.6g |
| US 4.5 |
18.2g |
20.6g |
24.2g |
| US 5 |
18.6g |
21.1g |
24.9g |
| US 5.5 |
19.1g |
21.7g |
25.5g |
| US 6 |
19.6g |
22.2g |
26.1g |
| US 6.5 |
20.1g |
22.8g |
26.8g |
| US 7 |
20.6g |
23.3g |
27.4g |
| US 7.5 |
21.1g |
23.9g |
28.1g |
| US 8 |
21.5g |
24.4g |
28.7g |
| US 8.5 |
22.0g |
25.0g |
29.4g |
| US 9 |
22.5g |
25.5g |
30.0g |
| US 9.5 |
23.0g |
26.0g |
30.6g |
| US 10 |
23.5g |
26.6g |
31.3g |
| US 10.5 |
23.9g |
27.1g |
31.9g |
| US 11 |
24.4g |
27.7g |
32.6g |
| US 11.5 |
24.9g |
28.2g |
33.2g |
| US 12 |
25.4g |
28.8g |
33.9g |
Total carat weight: Approximately .5tcw
Estimated number of stones: Approximately 75
Approximate Weight Notice
Due to the handcrafted nature of our jewelry and natural variations in gold alloys, listed weights are approximate. Minor differences may occur from piece to piece. These variations are a normal part of fine jewelry production and reflect the individuality of each item. For any changes or questions, please use the "Custom Work" page.